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Tips for a stable relationship........: ,

A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on
the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar pretty, face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,
brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing that he could
think of saying was,
"Yes, loolie loolie...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those
hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 15
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."


"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...


"LISTEN UP, D£#K HEAD!
DRINK YOUR F?#KING BEER IN YOUR GOD-DAMN
FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER -F#?CKING SNACKS,
BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!


GOT IT BAS#%@D...............and they lived Happily Ever After